BAL THACKERAY IS THE MODERN JINNAH

Rajani: - Hey, guys, have you heard the hot news today?

Pratik: - Yeah, we know. Dravid and Dhoni have scored centuries.

Rajani: - No, I am talking about Sachin Tendulkar and Bal Thackeray. Bal Thackeray has told Sachin to concentrate on cricket rather than in politics.

Iyenger: - Yes, Sachin should concentrate on cricket only. See, Mumbai is the city for the Marathi Manush only. It is our city. How dare Sachin say that he is an Indian first and then a Marathi? Who gave him the right to say that Mumbai is a city for all Indians?

Patekar: - Ei, Mr. Iyenger, I am also a Marathi, but above that I am an Indian first. Sachin has rightly said that only. By the way, who told you that Mumbai is the city for Marathis only? What is the guarantee that ‘THACKERAY’ is a Marathi surname? Go and see the history pages, you will find that ‘THACKERAY’ is originally a surname of Madhya Pradesh. Maybe, at later stage, they have become Marathis. For gaining votes from the Marathis, the entire Thackeray family is setting up an example to the entire world that we the Marathis are racist and communal, but the real truth is, that we are not. From Shivaji to any other Marathi leader; they have always fought for their motherland India, not for Maharashtra or Mumbai only. I want this entire Shiv Sena to be wiped out from Maharashtra. They are really downgrading the image of our Great Maratha Shivaji. Shivaji always talked about the spirit of Nationalism, but not of racism and communalism. Bal Thackeray is a coward person and so are his family members.

Arindam: - You are absolutely correct, Patekar. The whole India is proud of you such Maratha, who believe themselves to be an Indian first. In West Bengal, we have always said that BAL THACKERAY hocchey, ekta baro baal, and today, he has literally proved himself. Earlier, he attacked Amitabh Bacchan regarding similar kinds of issues. Arrey, babah, why these people don’t understand the simple thing that now it is an era of globalization. The caste, creed, and regional differences do not matter at all. Were Dhirubhai Ambani, Jamshedji Tata, Kumarmangalam Birla and other renowned businessmen of India, Marathis? They were all Indians only. Many traders from other parts of country found Mumbai as the best location for making a business hub due to its nearness to Arabian Sea and the exposure of Portuguese businesspersons in Goa, which is near to it. Slowly and steadily, Mumbai has grown up as a main financial hub. Even more than 67% of artists working in Bollywood are non-marathis, but they are contributing around 56% revenue to the entire Mumbai city.

Iyenger: - But, for these outsiders, the rate of anti-social activities are increasing day by day, especially the North Indians from UP and Bihar are always engaged in smuggling and robbery.

Pratik: - So, you want to say that the poor marathis of Dharavi, Malad, Povai, Vashi, Bandra and other areas are not engaged in any type of crimes. How funny it is indeed. Where were this bloody Bal Thackeray and that Raj Thackeray, when that 26/11 incident happened? At that time, I never found them shouting slogans that we should fight against terrorism. Basically, the Shiv Sena Supremo is a hypocrite and coward. In every city, there is no specific caste for anti-socials. They can be Bihari, Marathi, Gujrati etc.

Rajani: - Who knows, maybe, this Bal Thackeray will one day start demanding for a separate country named as Maharashtra for the Marathis, like Jinnah did for Pakistani Muslims before Indian Independence. I think that Jinnah has taken a re-birth as Bal Thackeray. Yashwant Singh should again write a book on Bal Thackeray.

Iyenger: - We, the Marathi Manush will not stop our Andolan. We don’t want any non-marathis in our state and in Mumbai too. We want to create more jobs for Marathi people only. These outsiders are grabbing our jobs.

Arindam: - Mr. Iyenger, you are totally sick. You should visit a mental hospital for your medical check-up. Do you think that the Marathis are not working outside Maharashtra? If the non-marathis will start attacking the marathis, then this Thackeray will be unable to stop them, because the strength of non-marathis are 10 times more than the marathis. Just think about it. Hindutva teaches us to save our motherland India from any threat or danger and right now, hypocrites like Bal Thackeray are the internal enemies of our country, as “BAL THACKERAY IS THE MODERN JINNAH.”