PAKISTANI TERRORISTS –THE GUESTS OF INDIAN GOVERNMENT !!!

Raja:- Again, someone has filed a petition to withdraw the death sentence of Afzal Guru. What a shame!

Shivani:- Are you talking of that Afzal Guru, who was mastermind behind the attacks in Parliament? Oh! My God! The death sentence of Afzal Guru was declared in 2001 and now it is 2011, he is still alive! Hats off to the Congress Party and its associated party!

Arindam:- Accha! What about Ajmal Kasav? Will he ever get hanged? What about the recent Mumbai blast at Zaveri Bazar and Dadra? Will we ever get any clue about that Mumbai blast? Frankly speaking, India doesn’t have a good & well organized intelligence department. Whenever a terrorist attack takes place, the Indian government forms an investigating committee or inquiry commission to do investigation; but there is no guarantee whether the culprits will ever get identified or not! There is a famous saying in Bengali, ‘Chor palaaley buddhi baarey.’ Our Indian government is having that similar psychosis only. Even the small islands of Hawaii have more coast guard security personnel than the coastal areas of Mumbai. Any Tom, Dick & Harry can enter Mumbai through the coastal area. No one is there to check the identity, whether you are coming from Pakistan or Somalia.

Raja:- The biggest question is, ‘Is Chidambaram fit to be a Home Minister?’ Forcefully, they have given the charge of Home Ministry to a person from Finance Ministry. A Home Minister has to be a strict person while dealing with terrorists or Maoists. The concept of age –old ‘Moderation’ policy of the Congress party is bound to fail in these cases.

Banhishika:- Actually, these Human Rights Commission also create problems. These people will sleep when there is a terrorist attack, but the moment, the Indian government takes the decision to hang a terrorist; they will file a petition against it. The people of Human Rights Commission have soft corners for Pakistani terrorists but not for the innocent Indians who died in the bomb blasts.

Shivani:- But one thing, you have to agree that the judiciary system of India is very slow. To solve a case, it takes at least 1 year. Even the fast track court takes minimum 6 months to take a decision regarding a case.

Arindam:- Dhaath…these things happen in India only. Look at USA. They found Saddam Hussain. Hardly had they taken 1 month to decide the fate of Saddam Hussain. For Osama Bin Laden, they don’t even need any judiciary system. They tracked his house, entered inside it and gunned him down. But, in India, hey ram…what to say…Afzal Guru is eating Indian foods in Indian Jails for around 10 years. Our Indian poor villagers don’t get two meals per day by farming on their lands and here is Afzal Guru who after attacking the Indian Parliament is getting two meals per day and that also a special meal for a special terrorist.

Raja:- Indirectly, it is motivating the Pakistani terrorists. Those terrorists know that even if we get caught, no one will hang us. We will remain inside the Indian Jails and enjoy our life.

Banhishika:- The system must change. Amend a rule that whenever a terrorist get caught for killing several innocent Indians, his/her case will be a fast-track case. The case will have a hearing within 1 month of its filing and if it is a death sentence, then within the next month, that terrorist will be hanged.

Arindam:- Ha ha ha…but in India, there is always a long list of petitions for withdrawal of death sentences which are sent to the Indian President. Surely, “PAKISTANI TERRORISTS –THE GUESTS OF INDIAN GOVERNMENT” are enjoying themselves in the Indian Jails.

BURNT BENGAL TO BEAUTIFUL BENGAL !!!

                                   

Nagenchand: - At last, after 34 years, Bengal has turned green now. Mamata Banerjee and her TMC party members have totally whitewashed CPI (M) in this assembly election of 2011.

Mohua: - Yeah, this can be termed as the ‘Tornado of Transformation’.

Arindam: - Ha ha ha…I think that either you people are over-excited or totally getting carried away after witnessing the victory of Mamata Banerjee in Bengal. Do you really think that Mamata Banerjee and her party members have real caliber or talent to bring some rapid transformation in Bengal? I don’t think so! Mamata Banerjee will first start finding all the flaws that existed during the era of CPI (M) rule and then instead of rectifying those flaws, she will start putting the blame on CPI (M). As a net result, the loopholes will remain as it is and the common man of Bengal will keep on suffering.

Nagenchand:- To some extent, I agree with you that Mamata Banerjee is not as efficient as a political leader like Narendra Modi, but still there is some hope of development in Bengal due to this political change.

Saswati: - Where is the money? The entire state of West Bengal is running on debts. Even if Mamata Banerjee wants to change the infrastructure of Bengal, she can’t do it rapidly due to the shortage of funds.

Arindam:- That’s just a silly excuse to escape from responsibilities. Look at Bihar, Jharkhand, Chhattisgarh and Orissa. Were these states having too much money in their treasuries? The answer is a big no. Then how have they managed to increase their GDP within a short span of time! Have you people ever thought of that?

Venkatesh:- Ha ha ha…you are bang on target, dude! Actually, these states have slowly and steadily kept focusing more on industrialization keeping a good balance with the agricultural development. In this age of globalization, you cannot totally ignore industrialization even if your state is in No.1 position in terms of agriculture. When you give opportunities to the industrialists to open their factories or offices at your state, it will automatically raise funds for your state’s treasury. Moreover, it will increase employment. Automatically, it will increase the income of the people and hence the purchasing power.

Mohua:- But, it will also increase inflation and the gap between the poor and the rich people will keep on increasing.

Nagenchand:- Let there be inflation. RBI is there to control it. In any rapid developing economy, there will be inflation but up to a certain limit. Today, Bangalore, Hyderabad, Mumbai, Delhi as well as Chennai are developing much faster than Kolkata. In those cities, inflation is an issue, but you also have to agree that the lifestyle and income disparity factor of the common man of those cities have also improved a lot. Still today, Kolkata cannot be fully regarded as a metropolitan city except few areas like Esplanade, Park Street and Gariahat.

Venkatesh:- Also the psychology of Kolkata people should change. Look at the pathetic condition outside Howrah and Sealdah station! At least, in our Bangalore city, we have a fantastic bus terminus outside the Bangalore station. Also, our Bangalore city looks so clean and disciplined. But, the people of Kolkata don’t even bother to keep their city clean and hygienic. Hawkers are the vote-banks of both CPI (M) and TMC. Therefore, these hawkers have full right to sit anywhere with their selling products. No one is going to file objection against them. As a result, there is chaos everywhere from subways to stations to roads of Kolkata. Even the buses that ply on the roads of Kolkata are of sub-standard type in respect to the buses of other metropolitan cities.

Saswati:- Give her some time. I am sure that she will surely transform Kolkata into an International City of Asia.

Arindam:- Probably, you are too optimistic in this regard. I don’t even expect that Kolkata will be totally interconnected with Metro Railways by 2013. Forget Mamata and her TMC for a second. The real problem lies with the Bengalis itself. Bengalis are yet to come out of that ‘Crab Culture’ psychology. Whenever anyone tries to bring some development in any particular region of Bengal, there are some intentional clashes to gain political momentum. Take the case of Mamata Banerjee only. She protested against Ratan Tata while CPI (M) was in power, but just after coming to power in Bengal, Mamata is requesting TATA group to set up their factory in Singur. What does that prove? Both Mamata Banerjee and Buddhadev Bhattacharjee always fought amongst each other with some silly issues like the crabs.

Mohua:- Silly issues! When CPI (M) cadres were killing poor villagers in Nandigram, was that a silly issue?

Arindam:- Accha! When the Maoists group of Bengal derailed two rails and killed several innocent people that were not an issue at all! One thing, you have to agree that you cannot clap with your one palm only; the other palm is also responsible to produce that clapping sound. That’s the tragedy in Bengal.

Nagenchand:- But, now, I  think that the Maoists will come back to the main streamline if Mamata can bring some development in  jungle areas.

Venkatesh:- Yeah, I agree with you. But, it is not an easy task because both Orissa and Jharkhand is having rapid development and their government is trying hard to reduce the labour cost and increase the net profitability of core industries, whereas, in Bengal, the manufacturing sector is almost dead. Revival of all the manufacturing sector factories will be a good strategy to adopt at the initial stages; otherwise, the Bengal Express will have to see too many red signals on its journey.

Arindam:- Bengal still has Darjeeling and Digha, but, nowadays, people prefer to visit Gangtok and Puri.  So, Sikkim and Orissa is earning and Bengal is in a loss. Assam Tea Gardens have already thrashed out the Darjeeling tea gardens in terms of their tea quality and the infrastructures of tea gardens. What to say about Education and Health. It is totally corrupted from top to bottom. Mamata Banerjee is the Chief Minister of Burnt Bengal.

Saswati:- Please don’t take it otherwise. But, don’t you people think that infiltrations from Bangladesh are ruining the economy of West Bengal. The Muslims of Bangladesh are like parasites for the population of West Bengal. CPI(M) was so liberal in this regard that even the Bangladeshi terrorists are hiding safely in West Bengal.

Venkatesh: Oh! That’s a problem. See, people of India always say that BJP is the communal party of India, but actually, in certain cases, you require swadeshi and patriotic parties like BJP, RSS, Bajrang Dal and Shiv Sena. At least, they are the only parties who will safeguard their motherland in the time of crisis. Look at Gujarat. Narendra Modi has done such a development in that state that even a conservative Muslim casts his valuable vote to Narendra Modi, whereas CPI(M) and Congress proudly declares that they are the secular parties of India, but, more than 62 years have gone after 1947, still today, the Muslims are regarded as the vote-banks. Quotas after quotas are declared in every financial year, but no planning is done to economically uplift the living standard of poor, illiterate Muslims of India. At least, Narendra Modi of Gujarat has improved the lifestyle of Gujarati Muslims, though people regard Narendra Modi as a communal person.

Arindam:- Ha ha ha…at least Narendra Modi doesn’t require to do marketing as a secular politician. Another major problem of Bengal is the Port management. Haldia port is already facing tough competitions from the new ports of Orissa. Orissa is trying hard to welcome all the trading ships. As a result, the trading department of Bengal will suffer a lot. On the other hand, the soil erosion of sundarbans is a major concern now. Unless the Bengal government gives a green signal to a major ecological project for sundarbans, the Royal Bengal Tigers will really have a tough time to survive in that Indian delta.

Mohua:- Accha, what about Alipore zoo? Kolkata badly needs a big zoo. In all other metropolitan cities, the zoos have become mini reserve forests and they are earning revenues by attracting more visitors. But in Kolkata, we have a small zoo, which has already lost its past glory. Not a single animal is happy inside that Alipore zoo.

Nagenchand:- Even I have heard that the forests of North Bengal are totally getting mismanaged by the forest officials. Every now and then, we hear that some wild animals have been poached in the North Bengal forests.

Venkatesh:- Accha, is there any agitation going on in the hilly areas of North Bengal? Someone was saying that day, that a new state of Gorkhaland may be formed by dividing a part of North Bengal.

Saswati:- No, no, not at all. You have to understand the basic thing. Why are they agitating; because no development took place in those areas for 34 years? The same is the condition in Purulia and West Midnapore also. If Mamata Banerjee can bring development in these areas, then surely Bengal will remain as a single state only.

Arindam:- Hmm…the new finance minister of Bengal is as qualified as the former one, but the former one had a tendency to declare losses in every financial budgets. At least, I hope that this time the new finance minister of Bengal will come out with healthy revenues and earnings in every financial budget and it is very much possible.

Venkatesh:- Yeah, it is possible. See, Bengalis are one of the smartest communities of the world but somehow they don’t channelize their brains towards profitability, but use it in negative purposes. That’s why; Bengal lost its past glory. The world has seen the Burnt Bengal since 1990’s, now let us hope for a Beautiful Bengal under the administration of Mamata Didi.

Mohua:- Yeah, the journey from “BURNT BENGAL TO BEAUTIFUL BENGAL” had just begun. Just enjoy this thrilling journey.

Arindam:- Ha ha ha…ok, ok, we will surely enjoy the journey, but before that we also need to apply for an insurance cover for this journey. Who knows! After all, it is still the Burning Bengal and its corrupted Bengali psychology. Bon Voyage to the common man of Bengal!

NETAJI SUBHASHCHANDRA BOSE - THE IDEAL PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA !!!

Arindam:-  Netaji, today on this special day of 15^th August 1945, India has got Independence. The entire Indian subcontinent is now free from the hands of British Government. How are you feeling about it?

Netaji Subhash:- If you take a deep breath, then you can feel the fragrance of freedom in all the beautiful gardens of India.  After the bloodsheds and sacrifices of our freedom fighters for over a century, we have been able to free our motherland. Our Mother India is proud of her children who have fought against the mighty British for freedom till the last drop of their blood.

Arindam:- Today, you have taken the oath as the first Prime Minister of India.  Have you ever expected that you will be appointed as the Prime Minister of India? Everyone was saying that Mahatma Gandhi always played politics against you. The Congress party members never supported you because you wanted to form your own militant group to counter against the British forces.

Netaji Subhash:- Mahatma Gandhi has a different ideology of his own. He believes in peace and non-violence. That is good, but, how much will you tolerate? Everything has a limit. Some day or the other, you had to protest against the British people, otherwise, they were not in a mood to leave India. I never expected to become the Prime Minister and never wished for that also. As an Indian, your main motto should be to serve for your motherland and always taking care of your countrymen as a friend. Whether you are a Prime Minister of India or a common man of India, you always have a responsibility towards your motherland.  I am proud of my ‘Azad Hind Fauz’ soldiers who have been able to shake the British government from all ends.  In this year of 1945, we have got the independence of ‘Akhanda Bharat’. Our country, India stretches from Lahore in the west to Itanagar in the east and from Kashmir in the north to Kanyakumari in the south.

Arindam:- What  are your future plans for your countrymen as a Prime Minister?

Netaji Subash:- First of all, I want to focus more on increasing the military strength of India. German government has agreed to help us in creating naval warships and submarine and Japanese government will help us in creating a strong Air Force of India. I will increase the number of soldiers in the border areas of India, especially in the Indo-Afghanistan, Indo-China and Indo-Burma borders. Secondly, the agricultural sector of India needs to be improved. We will import latest agricultural machines like tractors, irrigation pumps and motors, etc. to help the farmers to produce more crops within a short span of time. Thirdly, the education system needs to be restructured. Without education, a person cannot become rich in his rational thinking. English, Sanskrit, Hindi and the local language/mother-tongue of that particular region will be taught in each and every school of India. No foreign Universities will be allowed to operate in India and any degree obtained by a student from any foreign university will be regarded as an invalid degree in India. 7 swadeshi universities will be formed in the top 7 cities of India. The top 7 cities are Calcutta, Bombay, Madras, Delhi, Lahore, Karachi and Dhaka. In all these universities, the education system will be based on the ‘Rig-Vedic’ style of education, where the strict ‘Gurukul’ system will not be followed. Fourthly, all the religious and heritage sites will be given proper promotion and protection to improve the tourism department of India. Fifthly, no foreign companies will be allowed to run their businesses in India if they don’t hire at least 1000 Indians every year. Also these foreign companies have to pay 47% of their total profits earned from the Indian business units to the Indian government. An Indian swadeshi company is permitted to have only 1% of their total employee strength as foreigners.

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Laxmi:- Ei, Arindam, wake up! Today is 15^th August 2010 and you are still sleeping. All our neighbors are going to hoist the Indian flag after a short while.

Arindam:- Oh! Yeah, today is the 63^rd Independence Day of India. Darling, I missed to hear the alarm of the clock because I was taking the interview of “NETAJI SUBHASHCHANDRA BOSE – THE IDEAL PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA” in my sweet dreams.

VIGILANCE SYSTEM IN INDIA IS VERY POOR !!!

Mahajan:- Uff…there are so many people involved in the corruption of commonwealth games! On the other side, people are dying out of hunger. There is so much corruption in the MNREGA (Mahatma Gandhi National Rural Employment Guarantee) scheme, but the irony is that a huge amount of money that was allocated for the empowerment of Dalits has been diverted to the Commonwealth games. Even you will be stunned to know that the Indian Railways ministry which do not have enough funds to buy anti-collision devices are going to grant around 100 crores INR to the Commonwealth Games.

Arindam:- That’s a joke of the day! Mamata Banerjee is very much eager to pour a bottle of pure ghee on the ashes of a burning ghat. But, the biggest concern is that why Suresh Kalmadi gave all those approvals despite knowing about the inflated rates in each and every asset used in this Commonwealth games? Recently, some officials of the Commonwealth games committee said in front of the media that they have not ordered for many things which they have been provided by the vendors or suppliers. Now, if I don’t order for anything, then why a person will give those things to me for free of cost. Then, it proves that either I am taking a bribe or I have paid for those things beforehand very secretly.

Sujan:- Arrey, Congress party has also said that they don’t know any person whose name is Suresh Kalmadi. Ha ha ha…bechara Suresh babu. It started with the attack from Mr. Aiyar and now after Shashi Tharoor, it is the time for Suresh Kalmadi. The amount of money spent behind the Commonwealth Games itself proves that the present Indian Government has too much money in their reserves. But, they spend those money in such an inefficient manner that the fiscal deficit keeps on increasing. At the end of day, Mr. Pranab Mukherjee also becomes confused about taking any innovative steps. But, one thing, you have to appreciate that our respected finance minister is a very liberal finance minister.

Arindam:- Boss, this is India. If as a minister, you become too much liberal without any long-term plan, then the Return on Investment (ROI) will run in negative figures. There should be a proper automated credit rating system in our finance ministry. Pranab Mukherjee is of the opinion that the Petroleum companies are unnecessarily showing profits in their balance sheets despite running in losses. Now, why a Petroleum company needs to show inflated profits? Even the shareholders of our BSE and NSE are always skeptical in investing in the shares of oil companies, no matter whether they are in profit or loss. Now, there is another fishy thing. Why the Petroleum tax in India is around 34%, which is higher than any other major Asian countries. Moreover, the prices of fuel in India are not at all in accordance with the global market fuel prices. In many a times, there is a disparity in it. I am not saying that the fuel prices should be de-regulated by the UPA-2 government, but still there has to be some balance between the global fuel prices and the prices of fuel in India.

Sujan:- aaha! Forget Petroleum for the time being. Look at other avenues. Pranab Mukherjee has allocated funds to many sectors in a liberal way. It will help in the economic growth in the long run. As per Pranab Mukherjee’s opinion, all the state administrations are having so much cash reserves that they can take some flexible decisions for the poor common man of their respective state.

Mahajan:- Wait, I have some objections. First of all, how can you ignore Petroleum? For even a small rise in the price of fuel, the prices of all other commodities rise sharply. Secondly, what is the guarantee that the Indian states are not misusing the money allocated to them? West Bengal government is yet to utilize the funds for the poor people which have been allocated to them by the Central government.

Arindam:- I think that the problem lies elsewhere. No one is monitoring anything. So much of food grains are getting rotted and Sharad Pawar is demanding for Chinese technology to store food grains. There are no strict & efficient vigilant committees at each root level. The brutal truth is that the “VIGILANCE SYSTEM IN INDIA IS VERY POOR”.

UPA - 2 GOVERNMENT TREATS COMMON MAN OF INDIA AS CATTLES !!!

Minu:- Thank God that CPI(M) is still ruling in West Bengal, otherwise, the inflation rate would have risen like anything. If a common man of Bengal is still able to eat vegetarian meals at 15 bucks, then you have to give credit to the Left Front for that. Communism is the only concept that thinks and really do care for the poor people of a nation. The Congress party has brought in corruption in India, the moment Mr. Jawaharlal Nehru and Mahatma Gandhi divided India into India and Pakistan. From that time, the corruption is on and still going on. Be it Hawala or Bofors or some other scams, the Congress party is always involved in it. Basically, INC party means Indian National Corrupted (INC) party. Now, the Commonwealth game has also become a corrupted game. CWG stands for Congress Wealth Game. Suresh Kalmadi has done too much expenditure on everything but still the stadiums are not ready. The sports personnel coming to participate in the Commonwealth game in India will just start spitting on the Indian politicians of Delhi now. Shiela Dikshit, is as usual, a useless chief minister. I don’t know how she gets elected by the Delhi voters.

Karuna:- What more can you expect from the Congress party MLAs? Everyone says that BJP is a communal party, but, you have to agree to the truth that BJP has the best administrative expertise than any other political party in India. Even the Left Front under Jyoti Basu had fantastic administrative machinery with organizational unity concept from root level to the top level. What is wrong with this UPA-2 government? UPA-1 was not so a corrupted one. I think that the UPA-2 government has become too much complacent about their success. Believe me, if the Indian voters have voted for the Congress party in the Lok Sabha election of 2009, then it is because of the fact that the Indian citizens hoped that this Congress party will do something for the common man. But, in reality, after coming to power, the Congress party is not at all interested in common man’s problems. Food grains are getting spoilt. You will be stunned to see the amount of food grains getting wasted due to lack of proper storage facilities. Thanks to CNN-IBN team. CNN-IBN deserves some award for bringing this issue in front of the nation. If Sharad Pawar is too much interested in his ICC President-ship, then let him resign from the central ministry. We don’t want an irresponsible minister like Sharad Pawar in our Indian cabinet ministry. NCP is a useless party of Maharashtra and the leader of that party is now becoming a curse for the Indian common man.

Surya:- Arrey, no one is talking about the petroleum price hike for two times within 4 months. Murli Deora is gambling with the Indian people in the name of petroleum companies’ profits. Due to the hike in fuels, it is adding fuel to the fire of inflation in India. Already the Taxi and the Bus union people have started demanding a hike in taxi and bus fares. Again, thanks to CPI(M) party that they have not increased the bus and taxi fares in West Bengal. Pranab Mukherjee wants to reduce the fiscal deficit by snatching money from the wallet of common man of India. Sometimes I wonder, that, is Pranab Mukherjee, a dacoit? I know better finance than Pranab Mukherjee, though I am only a common man. Pranab Mukherjee may have hi-fi degrees of finance, commerce and economics but he lacks the basic knowledge of finance. He does not understand that if you increase the fuel price, then inflation cannot be checked, no matter, by how much basis points the repo rate and the reverse repo rate get increased. Even Pranab Mukherjee is talking about de-regulation of the fuel prices. They want to wash-off their hands. Petroleum companies are doing profits and common men are dying out of hunger. On the other hand, the Railway minister, Mamata Banerjee is also a useless minister. A common man has no security while travelling in trains. They are dying in major accidents every month.

Arindam:- Hardly, there is any good minister in this UPA-2 government. Manmohan Singh even sleeps while sitting inside the Lok Sabha of the Indian Parliament house. Really, “UPA-2 GOVERNMENT TREATS COMMON MAN OF INDIA AS CATTLES”.

KINDERGARTEN SCHOOL STUDENTS ARE MORE MATURED THAN INDIAN POLITICIANS !!!

Krishnan:- What a shame! Many people died in the train accident at Sainthia and after two days of that accident, Mamata Banerjee conducted a rally and also announced in that rally that accident was ‘Scientific killing of CPI(M)’. My goodness, she also doesn’t know English. The statement clearly means that she is on her way to kill CPI(M) scientifically. The statement would have been ‘Scientific killing by CPI(M)’. Ok, if for some moments, let us assume that CPI(M) is behind those train accidents in Bengal, then what about those train accidents which took place in other parts of India. There also, CPI(M) has planned the accident without having any party existence in those areas. I can prove with exact statistics that the number of train accidents have increased throughout India under Mamata Banerjee, which clearly points out that Mamata Banerjee is not at all giving any importance to the passenger security and the railway infrastructure. If she is bothered about Bengal politics then let her remain as a railway minister of Bengal. Who told her to take the charge of entire Indian Railways? Nowadays, she is shielding herself by using CPI(M). She should admit that she is callous about Indian Railways. As a minister, how can she skip the important meetings and conferences in New Delhi? Even she is not controlling the Indian Railways while sitting in her office in the capital city. What the hell does she think of herself? She shouts about Maoists all the time? Where was she when Rockfort Express was attacked by the LTTE supporters in Tamil Nadu? What has she done for South India? I really wonder why the Indian government is always reluctant to appoint a railway minister from either Bihar or Bengal. I am damn sure that if Mamata Banerjee becomes the chief minister of West Bengal in 2011 then she will act like a second Mayawati and ultimately the Bengal economy will start ruining. Take my words. It is bound to happen.

Talwadkar: - Really, the woman politicians are pathetic. They are basically useless. Mamata Banerjee always make some bullshit comments, everyone knows that. If Buddhadev Bhattacharya is a foolish CM then Mamata Benerjee will be a crazy CM. The tagline of the forthcoming Bengal Assembly Election in 2011 will be ‘BUDDHU BUDDHADEV vs. MAD MAMATA’. Mamata Banerjee is still tolerable but Mayawati is more pathetic as a politician. Also what to say about Bihari woman politicians! Yesterday only I saw in the news that a woman MLA was breaking all the flower pots outside the Bihar Assembly house. I really wonder how these women shout for 33% reservation in Indian politics.

Arindam:- Ha ha ha…yeah, yeah, I have also seen that woman breaking all the flower pots. Her name is Dr. Jyoti. I need to see the faces of those Bihari people who have voted for Dr. Jyoti and made her a member of Bihar Assembly house. Before that incident, there was a ruckus inside Bihar Assembly house. All the RJD MLAs were throwing shoes at the speaker.

Krishnan:- Why the RJD MLAs are always hooligans, I really wonder? Last time, when the Women reservation bill was getting passed in the Rajya Sabha, some RJD MPs snatched the papers from the Rajya Sabha speaker. What a shame! Laloo Prasad Yadav should resign from politics. That milkman should expel some his own RJD party members now, if he really wants to regain some prestige in Bihar itself.

Talwadkar:- Uff, don’t talk about Laloo. He is such an irritating character. Every Marathi like me hates such a character. ‘Jab tak Bihar mein Laloo rahega, brashtachar aur atyachar rahega’.

Arindam:- Ha ha ha…what a dialogue it is indeed! Nitish Kumar should give you an award now. Jokes apart, but I think that Indian constitution needs to be amended strictly now. Every time, you cannot throw away those barbaric MPs or MLA out of the Parliament or Assembly house by using marshals. Amend a strict rule that if any politician devoid of his party and position found to be undisciplined inside any assembly house for more than 3 times, he or she will be totally banned from Indian politics in future. We laughed at the politicians inside the Ukranian parliament when they threw shoes at their speaker, but, now we are experiencing that “KINDERGARTEN SCHOOL STUDENTS ARE MORE MATURED THAN INDIAN POLITICIANS”.