MAHARASHTRA IS ON SALE

Singh: - We need to take a strong step about the anti-Indian state of Maharashtra. Marathi people are killing our Indian people. I want to hold a secret cabinet meeting tomorrow.

Arindam: - Ok, sir, I will surely arrange the meeting.

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Nivedita:- Hello viewers, as you can see, already in this Grand Hotel of Delhi, all the top ministers of India are having a private cabinet meeting on the issue of anti-Indian Maharashtra state. Already, we can see that Mr. Chirag, a powerful minister of this country is coming out of the hotel gate. Sir, Sir, what was discussed in this meeting? Please tell us something about the next steps regarding the issue of anti-Indian Maharashtra state.

Chirag: - You will all get to know about our decisions or steps very soon. Just wait and watch.

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Jintao: - Hello Mr. Gilani. Have you got any invitation letter from the Indian Government?

Gilani: - Yes, I have received that. I hope that you have also got the invitation letter.

Jintao: - Hmm, Indian Government is not willing to give us Arunachal Pradesh, but they are reluctant to sell the anti-Indian Maharashtra state to China.

Gilani: - How is it possible? Indian Government assured us that they will not give us Jammu and Kashmir, but they will sell Maharashtra state and the entire Thackeray family to Pakistan as they are all anti-Indian elements.

Jintao: - Ok, let us see. Let us go and attend the invitation party there in India, then only, we will understand about it.

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Arindam: - Good afternoon everybody. Today, it is a great afternoon for our India, as we are going to sell the anti-Indian Maharashtra state and the Baal Thackeray family to either Pakistan or China. I would request our honorable minister Mr. Singh, to come on stage and say a few words, before we start our auctions.

Singh: - Good afternoon; ladies and gentlemen. As you all know that due to the racist, communal and anti-Indian Marathi Manus, our India is losing its pride and good image of a peaceful country in front of the entire world. So, after a long cabinet meeting, we have decided to sell Maharashtra to our arch rivals Pakistan or China. Now, Arindam will tell you about the auction procedure.

Arindam: - Ok, ladies and gentlemen, as you can see on the large screen that anti-Indian state of “MAHARASHTRA IS ON SALE”. Only China and Pakistan will be allowed to bid for this state. So, let us start the bidding.

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Mr. Sansani: - Today, there is a hot and good news for India. The anti-Indian Maharashtra state has been bought by Pakistan. Pakistan is willing to give the Pak acquired Kashmir to India and they will now setup their own administration in Maharashtra. Baal Thackeray and his family members have also been sold to Pakistani government. They are now engaged in the profession of writing articles in the newspaper ‘Saamna’, which will be solely distributed to the mental patients of Pakistan, because mental people like Thackeray family members can only write articles for mental patients only. From now on, India will be a peaceful country, as the non – Indian Marathi Manus and Mumbai are not a part of India now. We will tell about this hot news in details, but after the break. So, just stay tuned.

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Nitish: - Yahoo….aaj ke baad, India mein koi ashanti nahi hogaa…sab log peacefully rahega, abiding by the rules of Unity in diversity. Bahut pehle hee Indian Government ko announce kar dena chaiye tha ki, anti-Indian state of “MAHARASHTRA IS ON SALE”. Aaj toh humlog khushi ke maarey Diwali aur Holi ek saath maanayege. Hurrah!