NETAJI SUBHASHCHANDRA BOSE - THE IDEAL PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA !!!

Arindam:-  Netaji, today on this special day of 15^th August 1945, India has got Independence. The entire Indian subcontinent is now free from the hands of British Government. How are you feeling about it?

Netaji Subhash:- If you take a deep breath, then you can feel the fragrance of freedom in all the beautiful gardens of India.  After the bloodsheds and sacrifices of our freedom fighters for over a century, we have been able to free our motherland. Our Mother India is proud of her children who have fought against the mighty British for freedom till the last drop of their blood.

Arindam:- Today, you have taken the oath as the first Prime Minister of India.  Have you ever expected that you will be appointed as the Prime Minister of India? Everyone was saying that Mahatma Gandhi always played politics against you. The Congress party members never supported you because you wanted to form your own militant group to counter against the British forces.

Netaji Subhash:- Mahatma Gandhi has a different ideology of his own. He believes in peace and non-violence. That is good, but, how much will you tolerate? Everything has a limit. Some day or the other, you had to protest against the British people, otherwise, they were not in a mood to leave India. I never expected to become the Prime Minister and never wished for that also. As an Indian, your main motto should be to serve for your motherland and always taking care of your countrymen as a friend. Whether you are a Prime Minister of India or a common man of India, you always have a responsibility towards your motherland.  I am proud of my ‘Azad Hind Fauz’ soldiers who have been able to shake the British government from all ends.  In this year of 1945, we have got the independence of ‘Akhanda Bharat’. Our country, India stretches from Lahore in the west to Itanagar in the east and from Kashmir in the north to Kanyakumari in the south.

Arindam:- What  are your future plans for your countrymen as a Prime Minister?

Netaji Subash:- First of all, I want to focus more on increasing the military strength of India. German government has agreed to help us in creating naval warships and submarine and Japanese government will help us in creating a strong Air Force of India. I will increase the number of soldiers in the border areas of India, especially in the Indo-Afghanistan, Indo-China and Indo-Burma borders. Secondly, the agricultural sector of India needs to be improved. We will import latest agricultural machines like tractors, irrigation pumps and motors, etc. to help the farmers to produce more crops within a short span of time. Thirdly, the education system needs to be restructured. Without education, a person cannot become rich in his rational thinking. English, Sanskrit, Hindi and the local language/mother-tongue of that particular region will be taught in each and every school of India. No foreign Universities will be allowed to operate in India and any degree obtained by a student from any foreign university will be regarded as an invalid degree in India. 7 swadeshi universities will be formed in the top 7 cities of India. The top 7 cities are Calcutta, Bombay, Madras, Delhi, Lahore, Karachi and Dhaka. In all these universities, the education system will be based on the ‘Rig-Vedic’ style of education, where the strict ‘Gurukul’ system will not be followed. Fourthly, all the religious and heritage sites will be given proper promotion and protection to improve the tourism department of India. Fifthly, no foreign companies will be allowed to run their businesses in India if they don’t hire at least 1000 Indians every year. Also these foreign companies have to pay 47% of their total profits earned from the Indian business units to the Indian government. An Indian swadeshi company is permitted to have only 1% of their total employee strength as foreigners.

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Laxmi:- Ei, Arindam, wake up! Today is 15^th August 2010 and you are still sleeping. All our neighbors are going to hoist the Indian flag after a short while.

Arindam:- Oh! Yeah, today is the 63^rd Independence Day of India. Darling, I missed to hear the alarm of the clock because I was taking the interview of “NETAJI SUBHASHCHANDRA BOSE – THE IDEAL PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA” in my sweet dreams.

VIGILANCE SYSTEM IN INDIA IS VERY POOR !!!

Mahajan:- Uff…there are so many people involved in the corruption of commonwealth games! On the other side, people are dying out of hunger. There is so much corruption in the MNREGA (Mahatma Gandhi National Rural Employment Guarantee) scheme, but the irony is that a huge amount of money that was allocated for the empowerment of Dalits has been diverted to the Commonwealth games. Even you will be stunned to know that the Indian Railways ministry which do not have enough funds to buy anti-collision devices are going to grant around 100 crores INR to the Commonwealth Games.

Arindam:- That’s a joke of the day! Mamata Banerjee is very much eager to pour a bottle of pure ghee on the ashes of a burning ghat. But, the biggest concern is that why Suresh Kalmadi gave all those approvals despite knowing about the inflated rates in each and every asset used in this Commonwealth games? Recently, some officials of the Commonwealth games committee said in front of the media that they have not ordered for many things which they have been provided by the vendors or suppliers. Now, if I don’t order for anything, then why a person will give those things to me for free of cost. Then, it proves that either I am taking a bribe or I have paid for those things beforehand very secretly.

Sujan:- Arrey, Congress party has also said that they don’t know any person whose name is Suresh Kalmadi. Ha ha ha…bechara Suresh babu. It started with the attack from Mr. Aiyar and now after Shashi Tharoor, it is the time for Suresh Kalmadi. The amount of money spent behind the Commonwealth Games itself proves that the present Indian Government has too much money in their reserves. But, they spend those money in such an inefficient manner that the fiscal deficit keeps on increasing. At the end of day, Mr. Pranab Mukherjee also becomes confused about taking any innovative steps. But, one thing, you have to appreciate that our respected finance minister is a very liberal finance minister.

Arindam:- Boss, this is India. If as a minister, you become too much liberal without any long-term plan, then the Return on Investment (ROI) will run in negative figures. There should be a proper automated credit rating system in our finance ministry. Pranab Mukherjee is of the opinion that the Petroleum companies are unnecessarily showing profits in their balance sheets despite running in losses. Now, why a Petroleum company needs to show inflated profits? Even the shareholders of our BSE and NSE are always skeptical in investing in the shares of oil companies, no matter whether they are in profit or loss. Now, there is another fishy thing. Why the Petroleum tax in India is around 34%, which is higher than any other major Asian countries. Moreover, the prices of fuel in India are not at all in accordance with the global market fuel prices. In many a times, there is a disparity in it. I am not saying that the fuel prices should be de-regulated by the UPA-2 government, but still there has to be some balance between the global fuel prices and the prices of fuel in India.

Sujan:- aaha! Forget Petroleum for the time being. Look at other avenues. Pranab Mukherjee has allocated funds to many sectors in a liberal way. It will help in the economic growth in the long run. As per Pranab Mukherjee’s opinion, all the state administrations are having so much cash reserves that they can take some flexible decisions for the poor common man of their respective state.

Mahajan:- Wait, I have some objections. First of all, how can you ignore Petroleum? For even a small rise in the price of fuel, the prices of all other commodities rise sharply. Secondly, what is the guarantee that the Indian states are not misusing the money allocated to them? West Bengal government is yet to utilize the funds for the poor people which have been allocated to them by the Central government.

Arindam:- I think that the problem lies elsewhere. No one is monitoring anything. So much of food grains are getting rotted and Sharad Pawar is demanding for Chinese technology to store food grains. There are no strict & efficient vigilant committees at each root level. The brutal truth is that the “VIGILANCE SYSTEM IN INDIA IS VERY POOR”.

UPA - 2 GOVERNMENT TREATS COMMON MAN OF INDIA AS CATTLES !!!

Minu:- Thank God that CPI(M) is still ruling in West Bengal, otherwise, the inflation rate would have risen like anything. If a common man of Bengal is still able to eat vegetarian meals at 15 bucks, then you have to give credit to the Left Front for that. Communism is the only concept that thinks and really do care for the poor people of a nation. The Congress party has brought in corruption in India, the moment Mr. Jawaharlal Nehru and Mahatma Gandhi divided India into India and Pakistan. From that time, the corruption is on and still going on. Be it Hawala or Bofors or some other scams, the Congress party is always involved in it. Basically, INC party means Indian National Corrupted (INC) party. Now, the Commonwealth game has also become a corrupted game. CWG stands for Congress Wealth Game. Suresh Kalmadi has done too much expenditure on everything but still the stadiums are not ready. The sports personnel coming to participate in the Commonwealth game in India will just start spitting on the Indian politicians of Delhi now. Shiela Dikshit, is as usual, a useless chief minister. I don’t know how she gets elected by the Delhi voters.

Karuna:- What more can you expect from the Congress party MLAs? Everyone says that BJP is a communal party, but, you have to agree to the truth that BJP has the best administrative expertise than any other political party in India. Even the Left Front under Jyoti Basu had fantastic administrative machinery with organizational unity concept from root level to the top level. What is wrong with this UPA-2 government? UPA-1 was not so a corrupted one. I think that the UPA-2 government has become too much complacent about their success. Believe me, if the Indian voters have voted for the Congress party in the Lok Sabha election of 2009, then it is because of the fact that the Indian citizens hoped that this Congress party will do something for the common man. But, in reality, after coming to power, the Congress party is not at all interested in common man’s problems. Food grains are getting spoilt. You will be stunned to see the amount of food grains getting wasted due to lack of proper storage facilities. Thanks to CNN-IBN team. CNN-IBN deserves some award for bringing this issue in front of the nation. If Sharad Pawar is too much interested in his ICC President-ship, then let him resign from the central ministry. We don’t want an irresponsible minister like Sharad Pawar in our Indian cabinet ministry. NCP is a useless party of Maharashtra and the leader of that party is now becoming a curse for the Indian common man.

Surya:- Arrey, no one is talking about the petroleum price hike for two times within 4 months. Murli Deora is gambling with the Indian people in the name of petroleum companies’ profits. Due to the hike in fuels, it is adding fuel to the fire of inflation in India. Already the Taxi and the Bus union people have started demanding a hike in taxi and bus fares. Again, thanks to CPI(M) party that they have not increased the bus and taxi fares in West Bengal. Pranab Mukherjee wants to reduce the fiscal deficit by snatching money from the wallet of common man of India. Sometimes I wonder, that, is Pranab Mukherjee, a dacoit? I know better finance than Pranab Mukherjee, though I am only a common man. Pranab Mukherjee may have hi-fi degrees of finance, commerce and economics but he lacks the basic knowledge of finance. He does not understand that if you increase the fuel price, then inflation cannot be checked, no matter, by how much basis points the repo rate and the reverse repo rate get increased. Even Pranab Mukherjee is talking about de-regulation of the fuel prices. They want to wash-off their hands. Petroleum companies are doing profits and common men are dying out of hunger. On the other hand, the Railway minister, Mamata Banerjee is also a useless minister. A common man has no security while travelling in trains. They are dying in major accidents every month.

Arindam:- Hardly, there is any good minister in this UPA-2 government. Manmohan Singh even sleeps while sitting inside the Lok Sabha of the Indian Parliament house. Really, “UPA-2 GOVERNMENT TREATS COMMON MAN OF INDIA AS CATTLES”.