UPA - II IS THE MOST COWARD & WEAKEST GOVERNMENT OF INDIA TILL DATE

Nitin: - Mamata Banerjee should resign from her post of Railway Minister. I have lost my relatives in this Gyaneswari Express accident. At least, when Nitish Kumar or Laloo Prasad Yadav was the Railway Minister of India, the Maoists have never been able to do such deadly attacks on train passengers. What the hell is Mamata doing? Mamata Banerjee is also a Maoist. Koteswar Rao and Chatradhar Mahato are her criminal brothers. Do you know what Koteswar Rao and Chatradhar Mahato have said to Mamata? They said, ‘Didi, we want to see you as the next Chief Minister of West Bengal and we will help you from all ends.’

Soumen: - Then, Laloo Prasad Yadav is also a Maoist leader of Bihar. Recently, he commented that all those people, who will inform about the Maoists to the Policemen, will get killed. Nitish Kumar also supports the Maoists and even talks with the Maoist leaders on a regular basis. Shibu Soren, the Maoist Guruji, who forgets his own name for 5 times a day has made Jharkhand, a heaven for the Maoists. So, why only blame Mamata Banerjee?

Dinesh: - Buddhadev Bhattacharjee is also a culprit. Whatever the CPI (M) is showing us, is just an eye-washer. Buddhadev sent the CRPF personnel to the jungles, without proper arms and ammunitions. Also, the locations of the CRPF camps were not in a secure place. Some camps were inside a market place. The wife of Koteswar Rao is a dangerous spy like Madhuri Gupta. She seduces and entertains some of the low-level government officials to take out important information from them. Then, the Maoists plan the attacks as per her secret information. CPI (M) also has connections with a section of Maoists in West Midnapore. CPI (M) leaders give orders to those Maoists to do some attack on innocent persons. Whenever you will see a dead body lying on the muddy roads of West Midnapore, the CPI(M) leaders will shout, ‘We are the only party in West Bengal, who are fighting against the Maoists, that is why, the Maoists are killing our CPI(M) cadres.’ The TV channel ’24 GHANTA’ will declare that the dead body was of a CPI(M) supporter and the ‘KOLKATA TV’ will declare that the dead body was of a TMC supporter. Therefore, in Bengal, there is politics with a dead body also.

Arundhati: - Actually, you people have not understood the ideology of Maoists. Maoists are like Gandhi with a gun. No development has taken place in their tribal areas, which is why, they are killing government people. P Chidambaram should stop the ‘Green Hunt’ operation.

Nitin: - You such craps should be killed first. For you such Maoist sympathizers, the Maoists are still alive. Now, suppose the panchayat officials of a village have not been able to bring electricity in the village for a decade, which does not mean that all the villagers will start killing the panchayat officials. Basically, the Maoists are terrorists like the Pakistani or Afghan Taliban. They have no ideology at all. They only know to kill the innocent civilians. That’s why; the founder of Naxalism, the Kanu Sanyal committed suicide. Basically, the Koteswar Rao, Marshall, Gandhy, Chatradhar Mahato and Telugu Deepak are the terrorists of India. There are no differences between a Maoist and a Muslim Jihadist? Both Maoists and Muslim Jihadists should die like Street Dogs.

Soumen: - What is P Chidambaram doing? He is one of the worst home ministers, India has ever had. As a home minister, he is saying about limited mandate. What a shame? Manmohan Singh is a sleepy PM. The President Pratibha Patil has no power at all. Even the IAF director said, ‘Maoists are our own people, so, we cannot use Air Force against them.’ When Pakistani terrorists kill Indian citizens, everyone protest about that killing by marching on the streets with candle-lights. But, when Maoists kill the Indian citizens, no one protest about that.

Arindam: - Like Thailand and other South –Asian countries, India is also heading for a Civil War. Kill all the Maoists as early as possible. It’s now or never. If these Maoists survive, then within next 2 years, they may conquer the Indian Parliament house also. Surely, “UPA – II IS THE MOST COWARD & WEAKEST GOVERNMENT OF INDIA TILL DATE.”

TAMIL NADU VOTERS ARE THE MOST INTELLIGENT VOTERS OF INDIA

Ravindran: - TMC will completely sweep the Civic polls of 2010 and the Assembly polls of 2010.

Kantirama: - yeah, I also feel the same. Actually, Mamata Banerjee has been eyeing that Red colored Writer’s Building since a very a long time. She just got a magic wand, when her TMC party won around 19 seats in West Bengal in the Lok Sabha polls of 2009. Manmohan Singh gave her the Railways Ministry. She smartly utilized that ministry to win the hearts of Bengal population. She gave too many virtual gifts to West Bengal by promising new trains, modern platforms and other basic amenities. Though, it will get implemented or not, is a very serious question. Who will provide the money for it?

Viswanathan: - Well, no matter how much you criticize her, she has no other alternative than to play politics on the politics of CPI (M). For 33 years, the Left Front is ruling in West Bengal. Maybe, that’s why, there has been no major development in West Bengal. No matter, whichever political party it is, if it stays in power for more than 10 years, the corruption is bound to creep in.

Ravindran: - CPI (M) party has won all the elections after 1993 by rigging and capturing booths. You don’t even have any idea, how many innocent persons they have killed? They always tortured and abused the anti-CPI (M) supporters.

Sunaina: - There is no credit of Jyoti Basu and his party members that they have been able to rule for 33 years. They have just forcefully retained their powers like the landlords do on the Dalit peasants. The CPI (M) goons are as similar as ‘Ranvir Sena’ of UP, Bihar and Jharkhand landlords. That’s the reason, why Maoists and Naxals are increasing their violence against CPI (M) goons.

Kantirama: - Really, the people of West Bengal have so much patience. They took 33 years to understand that CPI (M) has done nothing for their state. I think that the West Bengal people are fools and don’t understand the basic difference between the terms ‘good’ and ‘bad’. But, is it true that CPI (M) has done rigging?

Arindam: - Absolutely true. This time also, CPI (M) may try to play a trick. No matter, whichever button you press in the Electronic Voting Machine (EVM), the vote will automatically go in favor of the CPI (M) candidate. Earlier also, CPI (M) people played this trick. They changed the circuit of the EVM and joined all the wires of the buttons with the counter register of CPI (M) candidate name. In the last election, in one constituency, a TMC candidate got zero votes, whereas the CPI (M) candidate of that area got the 100% of the total valid votes casted. But, there is another thing, which is a cause of concern in West Bengal politics. All the corrupted politicians of CPI (M) party have now joined TMC. Therefore, what is the guarantee that these politicians will not start corruption once they come to power again with the ticket of TMC? There is also no guarantee that Mamata Banerjee will not start acting like Mayawati of UP.

Viwanathan: - See, if there is corruption in both CPI (M) and TMC, then the West Bengal voters should adopt the policy like Tamil Nadu voters. Boss, why do we cast vote to these politicians? It is because of the fact that we expect these politicians to bring development in every sphere of our society. It should hardly matter to us whether these politicians are of party X or party Y. At the end of day, we, the voters want an elected politician to perform for 5 years to make our social life better and healthy. If party X is in power today, then after 5 years, bring party Y to power. Both the party X and the party Y will be under tremendous pressure for their stipulated 5 years as they always fear the anti-incumbency factor. Look at Tamil Nadu. In every 5 years, the ruling party gets changed. Development of Tamil Nadu is much faster than any other states of India and credit goes to Tamil Nadu voters only. That’s why; “TAMIL NADU VOTERS ARE THE MOST INTELLIGENT VOTERS OF INDIA.”

POOR PEOPLE PREFER PEACEFUL POLITICS (PPPPP)

Arindam: - Viewers, today, we are in a remote village of West Bengal. Actually, our entire unit of ‘JAGRATA JANATA’ series have come to this spot in response to a letter sent to the postal address of our ‘Royal Bengal Tigers (RBT)’ TV Channel last week. The letter was written by a little girl Rita, who studies in this village school. She is the ‘Jagrata Janata’ in today’s show. Now, let me tell you, what was actually written in that letter. Rita is the daughter of Mr. Jagannath, who is a Physics teacher of this village college. Mr. Jagannath was a CPI (M) MLA last year. This year only, he changed his party. He is now a TMC MLA of this region and is going to contest in the forthcoming panchayat election of West Bengal. Unfortunately, the competitor of Mr. Jagannath is the class teacher of Rita. His name is Mr. Haradhan. Rita always comes first in the school of this village. But, alas, this year in class V, she has failed in the Annual Examination. How can a girl, who always used to come first in class, have failed in History, Geography and English? Actually, these three subjects were taught by Mr. Haradhan only. Rita has secured more than 75% marks in all other subjects in the Annual examination of class V, except in these three subjects. That’s why; Rita has sent a letter to us and said, ‘I am the victim of politics in West Bengal.’ Viewers, we were just stunned after reading this letter. Rita is a good and sweet girl. She studied hard to get high marks, but, alas, her only fault is that she is the daughter of a politician in West Bengal. We have forwarded the case to a reputed social activist, whose name is Jyotsna Ghosh Dastidar. She is expert in handling these cases. She dragged both Mr. Haradhan and Mr. Jagannath to the local court. Luckily, the ‘Mahakuma Sashak’, Mr. Bikramjeet cooled down Mrs. Jyotsna and has organized a ‘Lok Adalat’ type scenario in this village. We have also been invited to participate in it. Let us see, what is going on here.

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Mrs. Jyotsna: - Show us, the Geography, History and English examination papers of Rita, that you have checked?

Mr. Haradhan: - I have sold all those exam papers to a raddiwala. Rita has failed in these three subjects.

Mr. Bikramjeet: - how can you sell those Exam papers to a raddiwala?

Mr. Haradhan: - Well, after every examination, we sell off those exam papers.

Mr. Jagannath: - Accept it, Haradhan, that you have played politics on my little girl because I am a TMC MLA. You have intentionally given her less than 40% in all those subjects. Accept it.

Mr. Haradhan: - Then you also accept it that your TMC party goons attacked my son, when he contested for the post of general secretary in this village college. Your party people have forcefully won that election in the college.

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Arindam: - Oops…the same old story is getting repeated here. It’s a never ending issue. The West Bengal will burn to ashes one day due to this TMC VS CPI (M) clashes. Viewers, let us just have a walk in this remote village and ask the villagers that how they feel about these political clashes.

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Villager 01:- Saab, we, the poor villagers send our children to schools and colleges with a dream that they will become a successful educated person one day. But, they get trained in how to create bombs, how to shoot with a revolver, how to pelt stones and how to do politics in every sphere of the society. We never went to schools in our life, maybe, that is why; we are still humans.

Villager 02:- We are poor people. We sweat by doing hard work to earn money. It hardly matters to us whether TMC wins the election or CPI (M). Whoever comes to power, our conditions remain the same.

Villager 03:- We are not saying that politics is bad. But, at least, it should be carried out in a peaceful and rational manner.

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Arindam: - So, viewers, after taking feedback from these villagers, we come to the ultimate conclusion that, “POOR PEOPLE PREFER PEACEFUL POLITICS (PPPPP).”

AFTER 'AILA', IT'S 'LAILA', FOLLOWED BY MAMATA'S 'BHOOL BHULAIYA'

Mahesh: - Last year, due to the ‘Aila’ storm, the islands of Sunderbans delta were the worst affected. The poor people of those islands are lucky that Pranab Mukherjee is the Finance Minister of India, at present. He sanctioned a huge amount of money for the people, who lost almost everything in that ‘Aila’ storm.

Dwijen: - Also, you must give credit to our CPI (M) party. Buddhadev Bhattacharaya and Asim Dasgupta requested Pranab Mukherjee to help those poor people.

Latika: - Uuh…jatto dhong…the CPI (M) party people has done nothing for those ‘Aila’ affected people. Those poor people were not able to do agriculture last year, as they were not in that condition at that time, due to ‘Aila’. Now, they don’t have any rice, pulses and vegetables in their stock. What will they eat? Where is the money? The CPI (M) party leaders should now give some financial aid to those people.

Arindam: - Hey, there is a good news. The super cyclone ‘Laila’ has weakened. It is just a mere depression now.

Biswajit: - Oh! Don’t listen to the announcement of our Kolkata Meteorological department. Whatever they say, the opposite thing happens. After all, it is Mr. Goldar’s office.

Arindam: - Ha ha ha…Well, Mr. Goldar is not in charge of it now. Another person is taking care of that office and he stays in Kadamtala area of Thakurpukur. But, nowadays, the Kolkata Meteorological department is taking the right strategy. They are announcing several possibilities rather than announcing only one possibility. Therefore, they are automatically safeguarding themselves from any criticism and public are also getting aware of those several possibilities.

Latika: - ‘Laila’ is just a depression now and for that reason there is a heavy rainfall in Kolkata. My goodness, look at the streets of Kolkata. It is not a rainy season. There is just a heavy rainfall for 1 hour and all the major streets of Kolkata are waterlogged now. Bikash Ranjan, the CPI (M) Mayor has done nothing for Kolkata. He is just a useless nut. Only TMC can change the poor conditions of Kolkata.

Dwijen: - Oho! So, you want to say that the Subrata, who changed his party from INC to TMC, will become the next Mayor of Kolkata. A crow does not become a peacock by sticking a peacock’s feather at its back. Subrata is as inefficient as Bikash Ranjan. If TMC comes to power in Kolkata Municipal Corporation, the condition of Kolkatans will remain the same only.

Mahesh: - Ha ha ha…well said, Dwijen. Actually, TMC party people are fond of day dreaming. Mamata Banerjee is thinking that she has hacked Subrata from our INC, so, there is an outright chance for her party to win this civic election. How fool she is?

Arindam: - Accha, many people are also saying that due to the ‘Storm of political change’ (Paribartoner Jhorh), the ‘Laila’ storm has not dared to enter West Bengal. Is it true? At least, our BJP party supporters are always curious about Mamata Banerjee’s modern ‘Panchatantra’ stories or funny jokes…he he he…

Dwijen: - Uff…wait, wait; let me laugh at it heartily. Yeah, yeah, many people have created this joke. I think that Mr. Chandi is the writer and Mr. Kharaj Bandopadhyay has presented it on Kolkata TV…he he.

Latika: - You such CPI (M) leaders should laugh heartily now because after the civic election of 2010, when TMC will thrash CPI (M), then you people will have no other option than to shed tears. Mamata Banerjee is the ‘Agni Kanya’ (Fire-Woman) of West Bengal. She can do nothing wrong. She will produce wonders if she comes to power.

Mahesh: - History is the greatest witness that Mamata Banerjee is the worst politician of India, when it comes to taking a fruitful and sound decision. Who knows, maybe, this storm of political change will weaken the financial strength of West Bengal due to some hasty decisions of Mamata Banerjee, if she comes to power.

Arindam: - Mahesh, your speculative comment cannot be ruled out completely. As a politician, Mamata Banerjee is still very much immature and uneducated too. She needs to learn more at a faster pace than her competitors within TMC also. Really, in West Bengal, “AFTER ‘AILA’, IT’S ‘LAILA’, FOLLOWED BY MAMATA’S ‘BHOOL BHULAIYA’ “.