ALL POLITICIANS ARE THE COWS OF SAME FARMHOUSE

Mr. Bhayankar: - Namaskar, please cast your valuable vote to me. I assure you that if I come to power again, then I will transform this entire area. Social Development is the key issue in which our party has always focused upon and will do that in future also. Therefore, don’t forget to cast vote to me.

Dibakar Daddu: - Ok, ok… I will think about it. I am even undecided whether I will go to the polling booth to cast my vote or not. Anyway, you have come here to request me to cast my valuable vote, which is more than enough for me. Where were you in these 4 years? You came to meet me 5 years back and that too before the election only. After winning the election, you gave no response to our complaints. Now, again, before the election, you have come to beg votes.

Manitosh: - daddu tum...??? Hey daddu, you are giving too much lectures. Do you have any idea, how much power and prestige our Mr. Bhayankar has in this society? Maybe, he was too busy in resolving other problems, that’s why; he forgot to hear your complaints.

Mr. Bhayankar: - aah…Manitosh…Why are you shouting at Dibakar Daddu? He is a senior citizen of our society. Ok, daddu, we are going now. We want to see you at the polling booth on the election day to cast votes for our party, otherwise, you know very well, why, my name is Mr. Bhayankar.

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Mr. Bahurupi: - Arrey, Dibakar Daddu, namastey…how are you, Daddu?

Dibakar Daddu: - I am fine. But, who are you?

Mr. Bahurupi: - Oh! I am the new contestant from the X-Party. I am standing against Mr. Bhayankar of the ruling party. Our party has decided to give chance to the young candidates to contest in this upcoming election. Our party believes in the youth power. We will change the entire society, daddu. We will present in front of you, a new India, once we come to power. So, daddu, please cast your valuable vote to me only.

Dibakar Daddu: - arrey beta…last year only, I saw you campaigning for Mr. Bhayankar’s party. This year, you have suddenly changed your party symbol and are contesting against him only. Matlab, jish thaali main khaaya…ussi mein chedh kar rahe ho…tum toh girgit ho bhai…khaali rang badal tey rahatey ho…What is the guarantee that you will not change your party next year?

Mr. Bhaurupi: - Arrey, daddu…that is the difference between you old people and we, the young ones. There is a generation gap, you see. In your days, a politician used to stick to his own party, no matter what happens. But, in our generation, we always change ourselves and also the party. Aaj issh political party mein hain, toh kaal ussh political party mein…After all, everything is fair in love and war, daddu…par yeh baath aap nahi samjhengey…

Dibakar Daddu: - hmm…there is no difference between you and a monkey. A monkey always jumps from one tree to another and you are doing that only to eat some bananas.

Mr. Bahurupi: - Ok, daddu, chaltey hain…namastey.

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Mr. Chyanchra: - Pranam daddu pranaam. I am Mr. Chyanchra. I am from that party, which exists in this country since British rule. Cast your valuable vote to me only. Once I come to power in this locality, you will feel within the next 5 years that the world is a very happy place to live in. There is peace and prosperity.

Dibakar Daddu:- Oho, are you not that guy, whose offices were raided by the CBI and the Income Tax department recently. You also have 4 accounts in Swiss bank and 3 accounts in Mauritius. Sorry, boss, I don’t want to cast my vote to Mr. 420 like you.

Mr. Chyanchra: - Daddu, please reconsider your decision. Politics is all about money and playing brain games. Goodbye.

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Arindam: - Accha, are you Mr.Dibakar? Please take this invitation card.

Dibakar Daddu: - Only BJP party was left to come at my doorstep. Lo woh bhi poora ho gaya.

Arindam: - Sorry, Sir. I am coming from Vivekananda Mission. We have conducted a program on ‘Hindutva’ and ‘Vedanta’ on this coming Saturday in collaboration with RSS.

Dibakar Daddu:- Oho! I thought that you have come to preach about BJP. Sorry, please don’t mind. Actually, since morning, I am getting disturbed by some hypocrites and came to conclusion that “ALL POLITICIANS ARE THE COWS OF SAME FARMHOUSE.”