Mrinalkanti: - I will give you as much money you want. Don’t worry about that. But, please make sure that my child’s name appears in the selection list of School Service Commission written Examination of 2010.
Sajal: - Don’t worry, mastermashai…we are in this business for more than 5 years. Your child will qualify in the written examination if you can give us 3 lacs rupees.
Gopal: - haan…and mastermashai…also, if you want your child’s name to be referred in the easiest interview panel; then you have to provide us around 4.5 lacs rupees. You can relax in your house. Your child will surely become a school teacher of this state.
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Kyablakanto: - Sir, this year the condition of our party is not so good. People of this state are too much supportive to our competitive parties. We have to play some smart politics to retain the vote-bank of our party.
Hyablakanto: - Do one thing. In this year, qualify around 70% of candidates in the written exam of School Service Commission.
Kyablakanto: - but, Sir, the cut-off marks is 40%. Last year, we decreased it to 35% because we were not getting enough candidates to fill the posts. This time, around 85000 candidates have appeared for the written exam. Hardly, 45% of them will secure 35% marks.
Hyablakanto: - aah…kyabla…you are really a kyabla…You are yet to learn politics. Declare in front of the media that as there are so many posts vacant in this state, therefore, we had no other choice than to qualify so many candidates. Tell them that we have reduced the cut-off marks to 30%.
Kyablakanto: - Sir, in 30% cut-off marks also, we cannot pass 70% of the total candidates.
Hyablakanto: - Uff…who is going to check whether we are passing only the candidates, who have secured more than 30%. Keep on selecting the candidates below the 30% cut-off also, till you reach the 70% of 85,000.
Kyablakanto: - But, that will degrade the quality of the school teachers in our state.
Hyablakanto: - Who cares? The more we will provide employment to some uneducated people, the more the chance for us to get extra votes in the forthcoming elections. Just do what I say. Don’t ask questions.
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Mr. Sansani: - It’s breaking news. 57,000 candidates have cleared the written examination of School Service Commission, out of which 45,000 candidates will be recruited as school teachers across the state. This year, the cut-off marks have been reduced to 30% only.
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Manoj: - Dad, I have got the job of a school teacher. You always used to say that I am bad in my studies, I am good for nothing. But, look at me today. I am now a school teacher of a reputed school.
Mrinalkanti: - as the election is nearing in this state, many bad students like you will get good and decent jobs. In our days, we used to get job by our talents and hard work only. But, nowadays, your parents need to pay all their hard-earned money to some brokers to fetch you a job, as you all young generation students are useless fellow. You people believe in short-cuts rather than hard working and concentrating on your studies. Anyway, son, I congratulate you for getting this job. By the way, your posting is in which school?
Manoj: - It is in Netaji Subhash Chandra School.
Mrinalkanti: - Oho! Be careful in that school. The principal of that school is Arindam, who is a very educated and strict person.
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Principal Arindam: - My goodness, you have secured only 35 marks in your English subject in your Secondary Examination. Boss, how have you passed the written exam of School Service Commission is really a big question mark? Will you be able to teach English to the students? You don’t even know the basics of English that were taught in Secondary level. Had you known that, then you would have not secured only 35 marks in Secondary exam.
Manoj: - Sir, I have passed the School Service Commission exam and you are having doubts on me. How funny!
Principal Arindam: - Hmm…really, the “SCHOOL SERVICE COMMISSION HAS DEGRADED ITS SELECTION QUALITY DUE TO THE RULING PARTY POLITICS”.
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